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| Native Jokes: I told you not to mess with NDN women! |  A Kiowa was in the bar, talking to the bar tender "Today is my daughters 18th Birthday......I was so glad and it was my last child support payment" "Month after month, year after year" Then today, I called my daughter Buffalo Woman and said "Come get this check, take it to your mother, tell her it's the last Damm check she's ever going to get from me,
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| Native Jokes: College Grads..... | At the urinal two white guys and an Indian were standing side by side. The first white guy finished and zipped his pants up and started to wash his hands.....Clear up to his elbows he then used about 20 paper towels before he was done. He then turned to the other two guys and said "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean"
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| Native Jokes: Deer Hunting? | A Lakota, A Kiowa and a white man were on a hunting trip. On the first day the Lakota goes out and in less than an hour returns with a deer. The white guy is blown away. "How did you get your deer so fast?" "Easy" say's the Lakota "I looked for tracks, found them and followed them, and got my deer."
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| Native Jokes: 41 Days......... | In a bar one day, a group of Navajo's were celebrating in the corner, shouting, "41 days, 41 days" The bartender watched as more came in and joined the celebration. He was so curious, he went over and said, "Why are you celebrating and shouting 41 days,
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| Native Jokes: HOW TO IMPRESS AN INDIAN WOMAN | Wine her, Dine her, call her by her Indian Name, Hug her, Support her
Hold her in the moonlight, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her,
Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her at a 49,
Romance her, Believe in her, Shop with her, Give her many Pendleton Blankets,
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| Native Jokes: What's the difference | What's the difference between a white guy praying in church and a white guy praying in an Indian Casino?............. The one in the casino is sincere........
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| Native Jokes: One-Wish Genie | A Cree woman was walking along the beach on the Saskatchewan River when she stumbled upon an old bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile, Then he told her he granted wishes. "Yes, I hear I get three wishes." The Genie said "Nope, sorry the three-wish genies are story tale myths, I'm a one wish Genie... So what what'll it be?"
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| Native Jokes: Have a Coke and a Smile..... | Two Chippewas boarded a flight out of Denver. One sat in the window seat; and the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a Lakota got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Chippewas. The Lakota kicked off his moccasins, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Chippewa in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke." "No problem" said the Lakota, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you!" While he was gone, one of the Chippewas picked up the Lakota's moccasin and spit in it. When he returned with the Coke, the other Chippewa said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
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| Native Jokes: Moon Message...... | When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian Reservation. One day a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who only spoke Navajo, asked a question, to which his son translated. "What are the guys in the big suits doing?" A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got really excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon.
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| Native Jokes: Three Indian guyz...... | Three Indian guys were sitting at a bar having a few drinks. One was a Kiowa, one was an Apache and the other was a Lakota. During the course of conversation they began talking about the problems with their wives. The Kiowa said
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| Native Jokes: Grassdancing Monkey...... | A Lakota guy walks into a bar and notices a monkey dressed as a grassdancer sitting on the bar. The Lakota sits down and orders a beer, he glances at the little grassdancer. The monkey's owner notices and says, watch this,he starts pounding out a southern tune on the bar. To the amazement of the Sioux, the monkey starts to dance!! The little grassdancer is one of the best that he has ever seen!! After a few minutes the Lakota reaches for his wallet and takes out a $20 bill and puts it down in front of the monkey. The owner tries to return it to the Sioux saying I understand the tradition of honoring dancers with money, but this is too much! The Lakota shakes his head and replies, I just can't help myself, those little Caddo kids are just so darn cute when they're little!!
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| Native Jokes: Judgment! | Three Native women died and were brought before the Great Spirit for judgment.... .. The Great Spirit said, "I will let you into paradise if the beliefs you lived by were proper. Tell me what you believed when you were alive.
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| Native Jokes: BIA Firemen! | n Apache, a Pawnee and a Hopi escaped the burning BIA building by climbing up to the roof. The BIA firemen were on the street below, holding a blanket. The firemen yelled to the Apache, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Apache jumped and SQUISH! The BIA firemen yanked the blanket out from under him. The Apache slammed into the sidewalk. The Pawnee stepped forward. "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" yelled the BIA firemen to him. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" "No! It's Apaches we can't stand! We're OK with Pawnees. "OK" said the Pawnee, and he jumped. ..... SQUISH! The BIA firemen yanked the blanket away, and the Pawnee is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Hopi steps up to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yelled, "Jump! You have to jump!" "No! Really! You have to jump! It's only Apaches and Pawnees we hate! We won't pull the blanket away from you! We promise! Now jump! Hurry!" "Look," says the Hopi "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it......"
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